Thanks to my friend, M.W. for this cute email:
For some of us, this one may hit a bit too close to home... Let's laugh about it anyway:
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see
things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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Hope I made you laugh today! Hope you and yours have a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday!~
Blessings!~
Susan
5 comments:
It was funny to get through this edition, but I'm assigning myself as a Model T these days!!
Happy Thanksgiving
yup that is me. GOT A thing to share with you. havent said anything just yet. email me when you can.
You always crack me up.... :)
Happy Thanksgiving!
Linda :)
I'm right there with you...my warranty is up and I'm responsible for my own repairs now. I need to trade in on something with a factory warranty. Now which dealership would that be?
Greg
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The nuts and bolts are falling, the old junk pile is calling, will you love me when my little Ford is through? Precious graphics! - Barbara
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